and it really exposed what true hoarders we are. It’s jammed with decades of duds, from size zero (pre-puberty) to nine months pregnant; our “skinny clothes’ and our “fat clothes” and every stage in between. Even though we haven’t worn 95% of it in years, we couldn’t part with anything, so we merely reorganized it and called it a day.
We dug out a few barely worn cute tops, tried them on, and found they were all really short, hiking above our waist (showing a bit o’ belly. Bleh.) Did our torso grow longer? Is that possible? (Will we eventually be like a Basset Hound with a crazy long body and short little legs?) Nonetheless, we didn’t throw them out. We figure we’ll buy a pair of high-waisted skinny jeans and no one will know the difference.
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